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I'm calling you dude but like def in a romantic way
mere
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mere
@merestromb
mouthy broad, dumb bitch, bravo addict, diamondbacks fan account
- I’m not dating to marry. I’m dating to experience a painful breakup that kickstarts my weight loss.
- Got to my dad’s house and he was showing me all the food he has for me to snack on and he goes “and I have a guacamole ball” what’s a guacamole ball you ask? well I will tell you. an avocado. He has an avocado.
- You’ve focused all your attention on horse girls and car boys you turned your back on the most chilling evil: adults way too into Disney
- This lady is like 73 years old and comes through my line every two days buying Brie and EVERY time she tells me about how much she loves it because it was all she ate when she lived in France in her 20s god these study abroad kids never give it a rest huh
- If I were his estranged wife I would be over the moon right now. You won diva!!!!Ethan Slater in new photo.
- I liked your unfunny tweets because I CARED ABOUT YOU
- Why do frat guys have body counts of like 87 but still cum in 3 seconds after two vanilla missionary thrusts??
- It’s easy to overlook a man’s baggage when your frontal lobe is still at medium rareSchwartz said that his favorite thing about his new 23 year old gf is that she overlooks all his baggage. #PumpRules
- Saying “this guy again?!” at every Jesus painting in the Louvre. Everyone HATES it.
- He makes smoking look sooooooo uncool this clip should be in the D.A.R.E. Programhe gives me the ick
- Unfollowing my sorority sisters who unfollowed me first is weird bc on one hand I’m like wow u broke the sanctity of sisterhood :,,( but on the other hand I’m so relieved there’s less “tacos are the mood” on my timeline
