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Meredith
@meralee727
I’m a comedy writer and a teacher depending on the outfit and what snacks are involved. My tweets do not reflect the opinions of Punky Brewster.
Born July 27
Joined February 2009
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    Joe Jonas broke up with Taylor Swift in an infamous 27 second phone call. Sophie Turner found out Joe Jonas was divorcing her by reading it about online. Maybe the problem is Joe Jonas.
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    If you’re more focused on what Jennette McCurdy had to say about Ariana Grande than the fact that she was physically and emotionally abused by both her mother and Dan Schneider….perhaps you’re missing the main point of her book.
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    Dr. Phil has a doctorate in psychology.He is not a virologist. Dr. Drew is a licensed internist&an addiction medicine specialist.Also, he is not a virologist. Dr. Oz is a licensed cardiothoracic surgeon. He is also not a virologist. Dr. Pepper is a tasty soda& not a virologist
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    Ben Affleck and Chris Pratt prove more and more each day that Jennifer Garner and Anna Faris were the true winners in their respective relationships.
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    Marjorie Taylor Greene wants the media to respect her privacy while she deals with her ending marriage. I hope the media gives her the same amount of respect she gave David Hogg when she filmed herself harassing & stalking him after he’d witnessed the slaughtering of his peers.
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    Chrissy Teigen, Elizabeth Warren, Hillary Clinton, Debra Messing, Kamala Harris, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley&Rashida Tlaib.Huh,if I didn’t know any better, it would seem that Trump seems to have a problem with strong willed women who disagree w/him? 🤷🏼‍♀️
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    I really want Barron Trump to grow up to be a peace loving hippie liberal....just ‘cause.
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    Guys, I don’t wanna alarm anyone but I think Trump is currently having a mental breakdown
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    If you think calling Barron Trump tall is an insult then Amy Carter, Chelsea Clinton, Sasha and Malia Obama would like to have a word.
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    Okay, guys, I found out what happened. They had to cancel Trump’s inauguration yesterday after learning that Scott Baio couldn’t get out of his shift at Subway
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    I don’t know who needs to hear this but no one is murdering babies. No one is pregnant for nine months and then decides to terminate their pregnancy #Debates2024
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    Forget that he’s the president. Forget that she’s a climate change activist. The bottom line is a 73 year old man took to Twitter to verbally attack and bully a 16 year old girl. This should be disturbing to everyone.
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    So today, Eric Trump learned about what journalism is. Please join us tomorrow when Eric Trump learns how to cut a mango and you don’t want to miss Mondays lesson: hopping.
    These are the tactics used by the @washingtonpost. @JeffBezos - you should be very proud... 🙄
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    So Chrissy Teigen deleted her account. So basically a woman of color who is grieving the loss of a child and simply wanted to share funny thoughts and yummy recipes was bullied to such an extreme that she had to leave in order to protect her mental health. Good job sucky people.