face of a guy who bit a macbook screen so hard he punctured the glass. according to the guy at the apple store he sees this “20 times a week”…many such cases, etc
maya kosoff
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maya kosoff
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- this tweet has altered my brain chemistry. i use or think the phrase “he’s sart of like an evil porson” on a daily basis nowsabrina carpenter: so what's the joker? barry keoghan: he's sart of like an evil porson
- eric adams is going to put another 50,000 cops in the subway with the mandate of shooting the earthquake
- the last night we were in san sebastian we were at a bar and a guy came up to chase and in spanish was like “i am sorry….but i need to tell you, you remind me of someone…..” and proceeded to pull up the wikipedia page for 17th century spanish writer francisco de quevedo. lmao
- every time i see this video on twitter i have to stop whatever i’m doing and watch it in its entirety. women are my favorite guy
- retail in 2023 involves choosing between going to walgreens and doing ur shopping by having a worker unlock each individual item for you from behind plexiglas, or trying to decide between IOCBYHZ, BANKKY, or KLAQQED spatulas on amazon
- sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, i feel like i can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in……….
00:00 - iron claw is little women for guys
