local band tonight thinks they’re gwar and just fucking covered our merch in fake blood.
Mechanical Canine
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- ATTN TOURING BANDS: Avoid SHANGHAI NOBBY’s in St. Augustine, FL at all costs. They are far too cozy with literal, actual, no exaggeration Nazis. Fuck this place.
- Replying to @CinemaStareThankfully somebody actually wanted the shirt that got covered in blood
- Replying to @_webinfront_Free unsolicited instantly make me hate you and your band
- Replying to @blvefvr and @frogsandsnakesTempting, but I don’t want to start shit and then have them follow us to the next town and up the anti to bleach or something lol
- Replying to @chapsticklover7I very much appreciate this, but people actually bought most of the badly stained stuff last night. Thank you though. Unless you want our stained and beat up display LP haha
- Replying to @standandwavephlThey had one of those garden weed sprayer jugs full of fake blood and were just shooting it everywhere, I hated it
- We’re beyond excited to announce that we signed to @DonGiovanniRecs, they’ll be releasing our third full-length LP on 8/2. You can pre-save / pre-order the album at the link below. We’re also going back on tour! You can find dates below as well. dongiovanni.co/ToMyChagrin
- No really you guys! A mobo reunion is happening!! My best friend’s dad works for Lame-O and he said so!!!












