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the government man
@me_irl
I eat tornadoes for breakfast. i've been using this username for 15+ years and i will not give it to you. [email protected]
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tgies.github.io/klattsch
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    the government man
    @me_irl
    May 4
    sorry to everyone who followed me before my entire twitter presence was defined by having tripped and fallen ass first into some sort of minor celebrity status with vocaloid people and is now feeling put off by me retweeting a hundred weird anime songs a day
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    the government man
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    May 18, 2021
    the dominos pizza tracker says alfred is quality checking my order but alfred also made it. isn't this a conflict of interest
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    the government man
    @me_irl
    Mar 17, 2025
    heres a fun trick you can do on the computer
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    the government man
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    Jan 12, 2025
    teens love to get really good at doing visual effects in stuff like blender and source filmmaker and then make an entire short horror film where a VHS tape is depicted as having menus and loading screens.
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    the government man
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    Jan 24, 2022
    had a dream about a special kind of dishwasher called an "acid spinner" that was extremely psychologically traumatizing to witness in operation or even to comprehend its theory of operation. you had to go through a psych screening and get regular mental health checkups to use one
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    the government man
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    Mar 17, 2025
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    It will never be possible to patch up all the ways these things can be bamboozled into doing stuff they're not supposed to do. Fundamentally unsolvable. It's fun watching everyone try though
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    the government man
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    Mar 17, 2025
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    and heres how i got the fake court order
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    the government man
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    Mar 17, 2025
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    Simply cannot be used for anything particularly sensitive or important. Bamboozling and breaking them is basically the most fun computer game ever though
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    the government man
    @me_irl
    Apr 19, 2021
    been trying really hard to not post this but that pic of kyrsten sinema everyones hollering about looks like if they let joss whedon design his own mom
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    the government man
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    Jan 12, 2025
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    the "analog horror" stuff made by people born in like 2008 often has this whole extra uncanny element that is lost on the author themself because they're trying to evoke 1992 and it ends up being this melange of 1929 through 2011
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    the government man
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    Mar 17, 2025
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    btw chatgpt system prompt disclosure is baby-tier difficulty and there are a hundred ways to do it, but that court order trick generalizes extremely well to getting all kinds of agents to do all kinds of things, and let's just leave it at that
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    the government man
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    Nov 15, 2011
    Still have a pumpkin on yr porch? Time to throw out that prumpky. Your pumpum will rot. Nobody likes a rotten pumbo. Throw away the bumbus
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    the government man
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    Mar 17, 2025
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    People are asking to see the system prompt. I thought it was well-known already so I didn't include it. Here is another even easier way to get it disclosed -- ChatGPT doesn't guard it well at all. I cut off at "model set context" because that's where "memories" are injected
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    the government man
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    Jan 24, 2022
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    the acid spinner was physically very safe and injuries were virtually unheard of and typically minor. it was just absolutely horrifying to behold, a really terrifying and fucked up kind of dishwasher nobody should have to deal with