Shohei Ohtani is an amazing case study. Imagine the diabolical things Michael Jordan would get into if he could pretend he didn’t speak English
myles brown
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- Loser of Rodgers v. Brady has to call their family.
- Just imagining a high stakes game of Uno in Vegas. With Michael Jordan. And the wild look in his yellow eyes when I tell him to draw four
- Zion walks like he just got sent to his room.
- If this were 1998 we’d have a whole Wemby x Wu Tang Nike campaign with a deluxe album already.
- Trade Zion to Utah and those anti porn laws might put him in the Hall of Fame
- Shout out to Colin Cowherd. A complete gentleman. And to Nick Wright who is not mentioned once in those 42 pages.
- Marcus Smart is what Patrick Beverley thinks he is.
- Aaron Rodgers always shaking his head like he can’t believe what happened when he’s what happened
- Chet Holmgren looks like if Abraham Lincoln listened to too much NBA Youngboy
- This is a man who knows he’s in too deep and sees potential embarrassment around every corner. Millions of women are waiting to hate you and your own fans are gonna call your situationship a distraction. But if he backs out he’s a coward. He cant win. It’s kinda fascinating!
- LeBron James is a generational liar. I get it. He’s had a mic in his face since he was 16 and feels the need to give a good quote. So he says what you wanna hear. But can we at least keep track of them on his basketball reference? I’d like to revisit some highlights
- This guy has the longest leash in league history and still thinks he’s a victim.Draymond Green with a short statement in the locker room following tonight’s loss, it starts with: “I am tired of the agenda to make me look like an angry black man…”
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