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Mike Murphy
@mcwm
EIC @IBMResearch. Raised in Britain with a Brooklyn accent. Longtime reporter. Views mine.
Brooklyn, NY
Born October 31
Joined July 2008
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    there have now been three Marvel movies that have taken place since Eternals, and somehow no one has once mentioned how the Earth now has this dude sticking out of it
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    I would pay a whole $0.99 for a button that lets me look at Instagram chronologically
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    Lol someone in Union Square Park who looks like the mayor of marijuana is handing out free joints to people who show their completed vaccine card for 4/20 NYC is undefeated
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    did a car write this story
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    I feel like I’m watching a Facebook comment feed in real time
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    Dunkin is like a weed. It will fill any crevice it can find
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    I wish airports would split security lines up between people who've literally never been to an airport before and everyone else
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    GameStop, BlockBuster, Bed Bath & Beyond, AMC… it’s like some kids remembered their favorite places in the mall 20 years ago and decided to invest in them
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    Lol if you plug a Nintendo Switch into a new MacBook Pro, the Switch charges the laptop, not the other way around
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    Replying to @mcwm
    surely the Earth's tectonics, magnetism, tides, and gravity would all be... completely screwed up ?
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    Sitting completely still and doing nothing but smiling, this is what Samsung's AR emoji looks like for me on the S10+
    00:00
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    Whatever this broken email I’ve seemingly gotten by mistake is, it’s the best pitch I’ve ever received
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    Those two SpaceX boosters autonomously landing perfectly in unison was one of the most amazing things I’ve seen in a long time. Sometimes it really does feel like we live in the future.
    GIF
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    Why does my pasta need an app I hate 2017