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    Amazing new Clinton Baptiste tees 💪 👉 maxandpaddy.shop/clinton-new-ar…
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    Jose Mourinho when he finds out his transfer budget for January
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    A Bolton ice cream man has lost his licence after losing his cool with a group of children. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan…
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    GRAND
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    Just you wait.. the things am gonna do to you!
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    Sep 10, 2020
    STUNNING. LIKE A YOUNG BURT REYNOLDS 😂😂😂
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    Sep 10, 2020
    That @SkyBetChamp logo. You literally love to see it.
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    UK TV presenter Philip Schofield admits affair with younger ITV colleague bbc.in/3WDmKaR
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    Nov 5, 2019
    Alright flower, here’s 10p call yer mam, tell you won’t be coming home tonight!
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    May 28, 2020
    'Pubs to re-open with a 2/3 pint drink limit' Me -
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    BBC News (UK)
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    UK hit by Cadbury 99 Flake shortage bbc.in/3fmLU8F
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    Sky News
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    Singer Jessie J has announced she has been diagnosed with attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) and obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD) trib.al/lmRQ1ip
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    Jul 10, 2020
    That my friend is a Broomhandle Mauser
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    Sep 25, 2021
    Get that fookin cooker on!!
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    The Sun
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    Woman pulls out gun and shouts “Somebody better give me my food!” after being told the restaurant is closing
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    Mar 5, 2020
    Everton manager Carlo Ancelotti has been fined £8,000 after accepting an FA misconduct charge, but will not face a touchline ban.