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Sirena 🦋 🌙
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Sirena 🦋 🌙
@mauvesbot
a person that exists
- Strippers been telling y’all the recession is coming baby. We are feeling it in the clubs everywhere. You know it’s bad if girls from Miami are coming to New York to work.
- I’m tired of screaming at yall to stop posting your kids on here but watch this.
00:00 - “Girl” is also gender neutral.“Bro” is gender neutral
- My literal first night working at this skrip club Taye Diggs tipped me to just sit with him so no other girls would go up to him and he just talked to me about how great his girlfriend is and how much he loves her the entire time. 🥹What’s your favorite interaction you’ve had with a celebrity?
- This the second girl I seen tweet this. Babies I’m begging y’all to stay out of the strip club. Go to cirque di soleil, go to Atlanta, go see a broadway show idc. We are there to work for money, to make men lose their minds, not woos and yasss and critiques by someone that willStrippers these days are so boring OMG do a flip or sum
- IBS baddies & lactose intolerant biddies: do you have a second to talk about my lord & savior peppermint oil pills? I heard about them & got them at cvs the other day. Took them as instructed on the bottle. When I tell you I had a whole cookout milkshake with ZERO problems…pls keep your lactose intolerant friends in your prayers this week. they finna make some horrible decisions
- Replying to @mauvesbotLike I feel like they take advantage of the trust bc I don’t get my packages and then I gaslight myself into maybe it wasn’t next day. But this time I am sure
- Replying to @mauvesbotCreeps are every day regular people. Chances are there probably are some in your family as well. I’ve found out so many horrific things I wouldn’t wish on anyone about people I admired. I expect less from strangers. So why would you post your kids on these apps?!
- Replying to @mauvesbotI’m told it’s even been rough in HOUSTON. like ??!?!?! If Miami and Houston strippers are saying it, it shakes me up.
- Let’s not forget that a LOT of the girlies wearing these outfits and pleasers also have the audacity to shame SW’s 😭exhibit a: these lace jumpsuits used to be sold at adult bookstores to strippers as a “cover up” over your g-string while not on stage. u could buy them in a pack of 2 for $19. it was never meant to stay on your body longer than 10 mins. today, this is a birthday outfit. 😵💫
- They opened a Golden Corral in the Bronx and are running a nice social media campaign 😭😭😭 I wanna go now
00:00 - Replying to @mauvesbotIf a stripper is being boring you’re not showing enough money 😁 end of story 😄
- Replying to @mauvesbotHello! They know EXACTLY what to do and how to behave. They know who to target and how to seem charismatic in front of adults.
