Matt Lindner
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Matt Lindner
@mattlindner
Father of two on Chicago’s north side. Murphy’s Bleachers ribs evangelist. Long live the neighborhood.
Chicago
Joined April 2009
- Wait he liked your hair so much he slipped you a Benjamin?
- “I couldn’t live in Chicago, the winters are too bad” Yeah man, but that first 70 degree day in March is a high that can’t be explained or appreciated unless you’re here.
- She’s a big city ad exec home in Gingerbread Falls for the holidays trying to find herself. He’s a clumsy lumberjack who volunteers at her grandma’s nursing home who can help. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce star in the Hallmark classic, Meet You Under the Mistletoe.
- The first real snowfall of the year in Chicago is magical
- A proposal and an actual marriage on the same day at the place where a rat or maybe a squirrel died that has become the city’s hottest tourist attraction.they’re doing a gay wedding at the chicago rat hole
00:00 - Non Midwesterners do not fully appreciate how warm and pleasant 45 and sunny feels in the dead of winter.
- The Bears fired Lovie Smith after he went 10-6. If a Bears coach went 10-6 now, we’d shut down Michigan Avenue and throw him a parade.
- Kris Bryant, staring into the void down 15 while playing first base for the Rockies knowing that, at the very least, he still has a mural of himself painted on the side of a Wrigleyville bar.
- I feel like we as a city may owe Mitchell Trubisky an apology if this is how he was being coached.
- Ah yes now the rest of America gets to experience that uniquely Illinois experience of having the feds raid a politician’s place.
- Man shut the fuck up about Chicago you weird weirdo."My little theory about why they decided to have the convention in Chicago, is, Tim Walz has been going around saying that he served in war, and maybe they did it in Chicago so that he could actually accurately say that he visited a combat zone" - JD Vance in Kenosha Wisconsin
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