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matt maze
@matthewmaize
I’ve had this account far too long
Manhattan, NY
Joined November 2012
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    Replying to @868nathan
    He looking at her the same way a redneck looks at his pickup truck That’s just pure love y’all
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    That scorpion was giving it the work but alas
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    Replying to @lozzatownie and @rachelcantu
    Fun fact; the author wrote this book about a rape she went thru. she wasn’t murdered, this story is based on “what if I was murdered” She got a guy arrested, who was not the guy. He served a lot of time. She admitted it was the wrong guy. He was released. Still sad tho
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    Replying to @ThatDakari
    Beyoncé’s is from 1973 $7500 is the price of a 2018
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    Of all the women I've met in my life, only a single one knew how to cook and clean. A lot of y'all so bent on not being a stereotype you forget to learn basic life skills and can't even make boring spaghetti or fold a shirt. Meanwhile, I'm doing that and much more, big mad.
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    Replying to @arnil_xyz @DR63972523 and 2 others
    Mfs in France not even allowed to see the n word 🤣
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    Replying to @messymoneysav
    "Long story short with the gunshots you may have just heard; basically, I've learned how to thrive in chaotic environments, and it's become a valuable career skill. Anyway!"
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    Religion got people so whacked. The last thing you do to someone before they die is try to sell them Christianity. That's all it is. A last minute conversion. Fuckin' whacked.
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    Replying to @SasTheAss
    Unemployed women have the most fun Unemployed men just pretend to be employed all day
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    This makes the most sense to me The graphics weren't as good
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    I give you 5 customers before somebody dad pull up with a baseball bat
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    Replying to @DirectorSolomon
    Mfs have this shit in the hood, automating electronics isn't a rich thing, it's a nerd thing
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    Replying to @ayelilrocket
    Draco look like he realized the gravity of the situation immediately
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    Replying to @JerryLEADS
    Ain't nobody gonna believe poor momma when she tell this story to her friends 🤣 "Denzel Washington walked right up to our porch and had a barbecue!" "You always telling folk tales that was probably ya nephew"