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What's one thing Republican women have that Democrat women don't?
Lion'O Messy
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Lion'O Messy
@mattglions
IMG’ing to MD’ing, but my tweets have always traveled like a vortex Through your spine to the top of your cerebral cortex.
Minneapolis, Vegas, St Kitts
Joined June 2009
- Hey #ALLLIVESMATER if your loved one was having a heart attack, should I perform CPR on everyone on the hosptial floor that day, or just your dying loved one, asking for the people being killed by police.
- Replying to @tblarnell @chrisc4345 and 2 othersMen never think about the inherent risks of woman simply living their daily lives. women: lives in fear of sexual assault, car jacking, being taken advantage of, being robbed. men: thinks about boobs.... (*scratches self in public)
- Replying to @kylaer_It’s nuts bro. This isn’t even my most unhinged or funniest joke.
- My son will never be a boy who’s a boy. He will be a toddler that doesn’t yell at mommy. He will be child who respects women. He will be a teenager who respects women. This respect for women will make him a man.
- Replying to @ChrisCuomoI’m a 4th generation Navy kid, my family fought in WW1, WW2, Vietnam, and the operations of Desert Storm, not one of the Lions men would have been moved by a draft dodging billionaire showing up for 65 minutes in a fake flight jacket, be best though.
- When George Floyd was murdered down here, every text from family was written just like that "how are things with the stuff going on". You mean the murder of a Black man in the street by an overseer, and the successive reaction to tyrannical police force?
- Sorry guys, I was too busy trafficking children at the pizza place with the Clintons, and her emails. I’ll get the checks out right away. Anyone seen Barry Obama since he was last at home with his isis family in Kenya? Xoxo, Make America Racist Again, yee haw
- Friendly reminder Packer fans, the Vikings will be playing with their backup QB and RB too on Sunday.
- Replying to @BigJbilla and @OverACheatahAre you in a trailer park? Do you need me to come get you?
- My son realized recently he's Black and White he had this to say "DAD! I'm Black and I'm White, THIS MEANS I'M A SUPER HERO" I hope this is the positivity you needed on your timeline today.
