mads campbell
10K posts
manic pixie tech girl
- the most third world thing about nyc is the fact no subways go to the airports
- iโve tried dating non-autistic men. it doesnโt hit the same. they have social skills, make eye contact for way too long, and somehow know nothing about an obscure ww2 battle no oneโs ever heard of. 0/10. choose brilliance.
- gonna stand in the pain relief aisle until a nice mom introduces me to her son
- got my first โmay i meet youโ
- women have 3 instagram story eras: 1. truly single posting every day. cute photos. cute videos. solo adventures. โlook at my cute little life.โ 2. talking to someone less posting. random restaurant interiors. obscure captions. soft launch of a shadowy male wrist. 3. in a
- the hardest part with being attracted to funny guys is they are all poor
- spent my 20s saying no to perfectly good men who wouldโve made great husbands in my 30s, i think iโll just say yes to the next one and stop fucking around
- if this gets 1,000 likes iโll stand in washington square park with a sign that says โmay i meet you?โ
- clubhouse founders turning down a $4 billion acquisition from twitter
- thereโs something incredibly masculine about a 5โ8 man funny in a way tall men never are, confident in a way short men canโt be he commands a room even if he canโt see over it just perfectly in between he is king
- women: no one wants to date me, i canโt find anyone also women: 50 unread dms, 300 dating app matches, 5 exes trying to come back, 15 men stuck in the friendzone trying to escape






