mads campbell
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mads campbell
@martyrdison
manic pixie tech girl
- the most third world thing about nyc is the fact no subways go to the airports
- i’ve tried dating non-autistic men. it doesn’t hit the same. they have social skills, make eye contact for way too long, and somehow know nothing about an obscure ww2 battle no one’s ever heard of. 0/10. choose brilliance.
- gonna stand in the pain relief aisle until a nice mom introduces me to her son
- got my first “may i meet you”
- women have 3 instagram story eras: 1. truly single posting every day. cute photos. cute videos. solo adventures. “look at my cute little life.” 2. talking to someone less posting. random restaurant interiors. obscure captions. soft launch of a shadowy male wrist. 3. in a
- the hardest part with being attracted to funny guys is they are all poor
- spent my 20s saying no to perfectly good men who would’ve made great husbands in my 30s, i think i’ll just say yes to the next one and stop fucking around
- if this gets 1,000 likes i’ll stand in washington square park with a sign that says “may i meet you?”
- clubhouse founders turning down a $4 billion acquisition from twitter
- there’s something incredibly masculine about a 5’8 man funny in a way tall men never are, confident in a way short men can’t be he commands a room even if he can’t see over it just perfectly in between he is king
- women: no one wants to date me, i can’t find anyone also women: 50 unread dms, 300 dating app matches, 5 exes trying to come back, 15 men stuck in the friendzone trying to escape
