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mark normand
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New York Comedienne. New hour special "Out To Lunch" on the Youtubes now!! My pod: "Tuesdays with Stories” or “We Might be Drunk” Link 👇👇 Praise Allah!
- Just saw a guy vaccinate himself under an overpass
- “Let’s gooooooooooooo” is ‘Allāhu ʾakbar’ for white guys
- But think about how many ppl it producesAlcohol kills 2.5M people per year.
- Trump is super funny but weirdly never laughs, Kamala never says anything funny but laughs constantly
- From trans to trans fat!Bud Light partners with comedian Shane Gillis after Dylan Mulvaney fiasco trib.al/7QprFZ9
- If RFK jr saw what I was eating this holiday, he’d have me deported
- “Did I win?” - Joe Biden
- Kobe beefA cow flying to the vet in Switzerland
00:00 - Thank god Chris rock didn’t take a shot at Alec Baldwin
- Ya can’t please everyone I guess. See me on tour folks but don’t heckle. Comedy! punchup.live/marknormand/ti…
00:00 - “I didn’t do it.” - cancerOJ Simpson dead at 76 after cancer battle trib.al/TV72zEv
- But think about how many it producesAlcohol kills 2.5M people per year.
- “Now we’ve both been shot in the face” - Stormy Daniels
