PinnedMark Nelson@marknelsoncomicJul 16, 2025TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT Delighted to be heading out on my 2nd tour this October. Bigger and better with some cracking new places. All ticket links here : linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic Any RTs and shares, hugely appreciated All the best131336368585129K129K
Mark Nelson@marknelsoncomicJul 14, 2024SpainFootball Tweet ⚽@FootballtweetJun 16, 2024Who is stopping this front 6 from winning EURO 2024? 🏴🥶1181183.3K3.3K87K87K2M2M
Mark Nelson@marknelsoncomicSep 16, 2024Thank God Huw Edwards didn’t illegally stream Ipswich v Brighton instead. He’d be looking at a 10 stretch.55552.5K2.5K31K31K1M1M
Mark Nelson@marknelsoncomicMar 5, 2025And with that football has finally diedMatch of the Day@BBCMOTDMar 5, 2025🚨 Gianni Infantino has confirmed the 2026 World Cup final will feature a half-time show. What are your thoughts?2662661.1K1.1K23K23K1.1M1.1M
Mark Nelson@marknelsoncomicJul 14, 2020Can’t wait to be told to wear a poppy by someone who refuses to wear a face mask.1051053.2K3.2K20K20K
Mark Nelson@marknelsoncomicNov 6, 2024I fear for the safety of the world this morning. Our only line of defence now may be Gary Barlow’s massive son.36361.1K1.1K22K22K712K712K
Mark Nelson@marknelsoncomicMay 6, 2023Charles and Camilla not wearing seatbelts in the carriage. Lovely wee tribute to Diana there.2852851.7K1.7K14K14K1.5M1.5M
Mark Nelson@marknelsoncomicJun 6, 2025Man we have all had bad comedowns but imagine waking up this morning from a ket sesh and finding out you called the President a nonce.323255055015K15K594K594K
Mark Nelson@marknelsoncomicJul 26, 2023Kevin Spacey currently limping away from court before breaking into a stride.2552551.5K1.5K13K13K1.2M1.2M
Mark Nelson@marknelsoncomicMar 22, 2025Wee tray underneath his cremation to catch all the greaseBBC Sport@BBCSportMar 22, 2025Boxing heavyweight legend George Foreman has died aged 76.606036336314K14K1.4M1.4M
Mark Nelson@marknelsoncomicJul 14, 2024I guess beating Spain isn’t for everybody9649641.2K1.2K12K12K915K915K
Mark Nelson@marknelsoncomicJan 17, 2025Hitler being Scottish would be less embarrassing to the nation than that Brewdog lad515131131111K11K828K828K
Mark Nelson@marknelsoncomicApr 11, 2021Dear British media. Probably best not to describe anything Prince Andrew does as “touching”77779899899K9K