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TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT
Delighted to be heading out on my 2nd tour this October.
Bigger and better with some cracking new places.
All ticket links here :
linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic
Any RTs and shares, hugely appreciated
All the best
Mark Nelson
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Mark Nelson
@marknelsoncomic
Stand up named Comedian’s Comedian Of The Year. A man's got to know his limitations. All tickets for live shows - linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic
Glasgow
Joined October 2010
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