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Mark Ellis
@markellislive
Comedy Central. MTV. Peacock. Tetris GOAT. Host at @rottentomatoes. New hour special ALIVE & WELL out now. #RaiseHail
Los Angeles
Joined April 2013
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    If I start a cult, the news will use this pic
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    Actual text from my Uber driver. Apparently he is proclaiming that he is the King of all burgers in the land.
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    “How’s Obi-Wan gonna age that much in 9 years?” - someone who hasn’t turned 40 yet
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    I’d also like to see PRAY, in which Jesus & his apostles take on Predator.
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    Ugh here comes corporate overlord Disney trying to sell us on yet another thing to GOOD GOD THAT’S EWAN MCGREGOR
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    I’m emotional, overwhelmed, surprised, shocked & stunned. More than anything, I’m happy. Thanks for coming through one more time, Star Wars. #TheRiseOfSkywalker
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    And the Oscar goes to...Bohemian Rhapsody! We’d like thank the academy, umm... (Don’t say Bryan Singer) (Don’t say Bryan Singer) ...Queen... (Don’t say Bryan Singer) (Don’t say Bryan Singer) ...Freddie... (Don’t say Bryan Singer) (Don’t say Bryan Singer) ...craft services...
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    Just got Disney Minus, which only streams the Star Wars Holiday Special
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    Wanted to share some thoughts about Jon Schnepp...the person, the entertainer, the enduring monument to what it means to be a fan. Please excuse the 1st grade-level penmanship...it was straight from the heart & I meant every word of it. Love you Jon...I’ll be seeing you ❤️
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    My hope is there’s a big comic book shop in the sky, and Jon Schnepp is giving Stan Lee a very sweaty tour. #RIPStanLee
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    Aquaman is a 2+ hour movie where he can talk to fish. Not once does he ask them how their day was.
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    Puppy Jedi Dire Wolf > Porg
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    I loved #TheRiseOfSkywalker & it grew on me even more the second time. It’s fast, fun & full of heart...most importantly, it’s message of hope & optimism felt just as genuine as when I first stumbled on those concepts as a kid with the classic trilogy.
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    brief history of movie theater concessions 1999: Hi, I’d like a large popcorn 2009: Oh wow, you have pizza & chicken tenders now? 2019: Garçon, I’ll have the broiled Lake Superior whitefish with the spicy tartar, roasted beet salad and a buttery Chardonnay