Marc J. Randazza 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🇧🇷 (@marcorandazza) / X

Marc J. Randazza 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🇧🇷

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Marc J. Randazza 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🇧🇷

@marcorandazza

1st Amendment Lawyer. Charb & Lenny Bruce died for your sins. Holmes was a prophet. Dove c'è lo Spirito del Signore, c'è libertà.🇺🇸 🇮🇹 (Mr. @cagoldberglaw)

Las Vegas, NV - Gloucester, MA

Joined December 2008

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Marc J. Randazza 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🇧🇷
@marcorandazza
Mar 1, 2024
“The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one's time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all.” ― H.L. Mencken
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Marc J. Randazza 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🇧🇷
@marcorandazza
Oct 23, 2025
We can agree that theres is a fair debate as to whether we ought to bomb these guys. But you should be beaten senseless if you're trying to convince me that this is a boat full of innocent fishermen.
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Marc J. Randazza 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🇧🇷
@marcorandazza
Mar 30, 2022
A kid in school threatened my son. Said "I am going to break every bone in your body." Then he started shoving my son into a wall. My son punched the kid, thus ending the encounter. Principal wants me to come in to discuss my son's behavior. This is gonna be fun.
Marc J. Randazza 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🇧🇷
@marcorandazza
Mar 9, 2025
When I was in the hospital one of my buddies called me up When I answered the phone, he said “hey bro, I heard you’re in the hospital and you might die” I weekly said “yeah man” as the tumors choked my blood supply, and it took great effort to even breathe. He then yelled
The Atlantic
@TheAtlantic
Mar 9, 2025
The online right has a fondness for J. D. Vance. So why are right-wing accounts posting memes of the vice president that make him look like a doofus? @alibreland reports: theatlantic.com/technology/arc…
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Marc J. Randazza 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🇧🇷
@marcorandazza
Mar 11, 2024
Any firefighter who fears repercussions for this, contact me. I will see to it that you have free representation. You run into burning buildings for us, I'll make sure someone runs into a courthouse for you.
End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
Mar 9, 2024
The FDNY firefighters who booed NY AG Letitia James will be punished and face reeducation. FDNY firefighters are now being asked to turn themselves in or risk being hunted down. Memos and emails from the Uniformed Fire Officers Association (UFOA) & Uniformed Firefighters
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Marc J. Randazza 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🇧🇷
@marcorandazza
Nov 3, 2024
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Marc J. Randazza 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🇧🇷
@marcorandazza
Dec 6, 2024
When i got cancer, united healthcare made me pay $7,500 out of pocket, and all those greedy bastards did was cover the rest of the $250,000+ bill. All i got out of the deal was my life.
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Marc J. Randazza 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🇧🇷
@marcorandazza
Jul 22, 2025
A lib friend asked me, "don't you think that billionaires have too much power?" The dipshit who makes $15/hr at the city clerk's office tried to deny me and my fiancée a marriage license b/c we came in at 12:05 and they close at 12:30 The bottom quintile has too much power.
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Marc J. Randazza 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🇧🇷
@marcorandazza
Apr 1, 2025
A client of mine made a public records request of a community college in Flint Michigan that has an annual revenue of $95 million. To respond to her public records request... they want $29 million.
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Marc J. Randazza 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🇧🇷
@marcorandazza
Jul 30, 2025
Massachusetts has 33% Republicans and they get zero seats. Is that "your democracy?"
Micah Erfan
@micah_erfan
Jul 30, 2025
Texas Democrats get 45% of the vote. Under the GOP’s new gerrymandered map, they’d get just 21% of the seats. This is not democracy.
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Marc J. Randazza 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🇧🇷
@marcorandazza
May 21, 2025
This is something I have changed positions on. I once thought that 3 strikes laws were awful. I no longer think that. The reason we could leave our doors unlocked two generations ago is because we hung horse thieves five generations ago.
Jeremy Kauffman 🦔🌲🌕
@jeremykauffman
May 20, 2025
Replying to @EndWokeness
80% of crime could be eliminated by expelling criminals with 3+ prior arrests Crime is a policy choice
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Marc J. Randazza 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🇧🇷
@marcorandazza
Nov 10, 2024
You currently have to pay $2,350 to renounce your U.S. citizenship. I propose waiving this fee for 90 days.
Fox News
@FoxNews
Nov 10, 2024
More than half of Harris voters want to relocate following Trump win: survey trib.al/GbxeHnN
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Marc J. Randazza 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🇧🇷
@marcorandazza
Jul 15, 2025
I still remember my student ID number from UMass. I needed to recite it if u wanted to eat.
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Marc J. Randazza 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🇧🇷
@marcorandazza
May 12, 2024
Somewhere there is an editor who looked at this and said "I can't believe I got away with it" he knew that this was his crowning glory. He had entered the promised land ... he brought it home and showed his wife, and she rolled her eyes and called him an idiot.
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