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Marcella Arguello
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Marcella Arguello
@marcellacomedy
Comedian. Known Bitch. HBO special #BitchGrowUp on MAX. Comedy albums: Mercury in Reggaeton & TheWokeBully. Podcast: Comedy Is Dead! ░T░I░X░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░0░
- “I got some offensive jokes, I hope will smith isn’t here” - every stand up comic at every comedy club for the rest of our lives probably
- If by cancel culture republicans are implying that white supremacy is their culture and we want that cancelled then yes I agree
- Shout out to whoever does casting for stranger things. They always find the weirdest lookin white people.
- This is what pursuing your dreams feels likeI just finished this puzzle that doesn't have a picture
- Me transferring bad bitch energy to another bad bitch who needs a recharge
00:00 - Of course I enjoyed that Olivia Rodrigo album cause dudes really ain’t shit at 17 or 47.
- Saw someone say they’re boycotting any business that requires proof of vaccination to enter and it’s like babe it’s not a boycott if you’re not allowed inside.
- Every woman is looking for some special anti-wrinkle serum that takes 10 years off their face when you could just stop fake laughing at men’s jokes and look fifteen forever.
- Okay now this shirt I bought a few weeks ago is controversial
- Someone asked me why white people can’t dance and I replied, wasn’t it English poet George Michael who declared “guilty feet have got no rhythm.”
- Men are having a hard time social distancing because they’ve lied so much about their height they don’t actually know what 6 feet looks like.
- You ever have McDonalds fries that are so fresh you remember what matters in life
