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- As a man, i love going to Home Depot to buy one slice of woodhow is this not satire?
00:00 - Disengaging with an active shooter strolling into an elementary school is a level of cowardice that I don't even have words for
- I like how Amish people refer to all non-amish people as "the English." It's such a devastating own
- Olive oil, sea salt, red pepper flakes... Oregon has (unwisely) decriminalized bein ItalianOregon law decriminalizing all street drugs goes into effect trib.al/VYT2GaF
- There's a story coming out soon that he's trying to get ahead of. Hard to read this any other way
- Girl i dated had an outside cat who really liked me & one day when i went out for a smoke there was a bird heart placed on the wall where i usually sat. Cat was scoping me to see if i liked my gift so i did that move where you pretend to eat it so she didnt think i was ungrateful
- Extremely disappointed by the Taliban hereBREAKING: The Taliban announce a list of deputy ministers, failing to appoint any women, doubling down on an all-male, all-Taliban government in Afghanistan. apne.ws/usSETrS
- For the past 50 years you've been in a band called "Queen"Brian May blasts Brit Awards for adopting gender-neutral categories, says Queen would not be woke enough today: "We would have to have a trans person" bit.ly/3nW0cTb
- I never noticed how few likes Mayor Pete gets on his posts. He pretended to win the Iowa caucus last night and only got 15k, which might sound like a lot but some random teenager is gonna post “mustard low key the best condiment in the game rn” and break 500,000
- Moundsville has a population of 9,000 people and there were 19 crimes there last year
- For like a century, corporate media decided who got “cancelled” & often the people didn’t even do anything wrong (Sinead O’Connor, Monica Lewinsky, etc). But now that social media is deciding who gets cancelled, it’s the most dire threat to free speech that ever happened. Lol ok
- Bernie: we can’t just -ahem- “nibble” at the edges of problems Yang: we can’t just nibble at the edges lol Warren: we can’t just nibble at the edges lol Klobuchar: Pete Buttigieg is a rat lookin piece of shit and I hope a fucking asteroid crashes directly into his stupid rat face
- Are we sure it wasn’t Justin Trudeau?Barack Obama today endorsed Canadian PM Justin Trudeau‘s reelection bid bit.ly/2qfKsyR
