I need an app that connects you to someone who just finished the same book you did so you can talk about it.
Mallory O'Meara
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Mallory O'Meara
@malloryomeara
Author • GIRLY DRINKS • THE LADY FROM THE BLACK LAGOON • GIRLS MAKE MOVIES • Co-host of @readinggpodcast • she/her • Repped by @abwycisk
- Sure, that shirt is cute, but how well does the material clean your glasses?
- Looking for new glasses and found the greatest review of all time
- A friendly reminder. Audiobooks, graphic novels—they all count, baby.
- me, sobbing, a bottle of whiskey in each hand: please buy my books so I don’t have to make a TikTok, please, I’m begging you
- The term “sexy librarian” is redundant.
- The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making us think being a lady living alone with her cats was a bad thing.
- To the old dude who saw my black lipstick and muttered “wouldn’t want to kiss her!” ... I’m very happy about that.
- Women are always worthy of your respect, folks. No matter how much clothing they've got on.
- We, as a nation, need to band together and demand bigger bathtubs.
- I have finally signed the contract for my next book: GIRLY DRINKS! I’m writing the history of women drinking and I’m having a blast. Cheers 💙
- Sure, sex is great, but have you ever gotten to the part in a fantasy film where they need to go find someone in the magical creature market
- Logged back into this godforsaken app because I knew there would be a Scott Wampler love fest happening, and seeing how loved he was is a comfort tonight. Here’s my last ever Twitter thread, and it’s about one of the dearest friends I’ve ever had.
