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Innovation by Engineers:
Aircrafts, Internet, Artificial Intelligence, Submarines
Innovation by MBAs:
Let's sell 450ml packets of milk instead of 500ml. Make fake juice and call it Real.
Garv Malik
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Garv Malik
@malikgarv
Don't take life too seriously. Product Marketing. VC (Venture Comedian). 📧 hi(at)garvmalik(.)com.
- Akshay Kumar has already signed a movie where he rescues Indians from Ukraine in world war 3
- Waiting for Byju to buy CBSE. .
- Messi took Byju sponsorship and lost against Saudi SRK is yet to deliver a hit movie since endorsing Byju Imagine what will happen to your kid if they bought the course.
- Last night, I ran out of A4 sheets. I checked Amazon and they would take three days to deliver a pack. Pandemic and Quarantine, I did not want to step out at this time. There were cases in my building. So I went to Playstore and gave a bad review to WhiteHat Jr app.
- Zomato offered 1.6 Cr CTC (60L base, 1Cr RSUs) to IIT Delhi Freshers Zomato posted a profit after tax of 2Cr in April-June 23 Quarter.
- Both are competing for a high body count
- The Courtyard Marriott next to the DY Patil stadium is sold out for both days.
- Infosys invested in ChatGPT and didn't tell anyone for 7 years, in a country where People brag about investing 5000 in a chips startup
- Replying to @malikgarvBy next morning, I had 40 crisp A4 sheets delivered to my home, with a defamation notice on one side, blank on the other. Truly amazed and thankful to them for the prompt service
- Ola Cabs. Ola Shuttle. Ola Foods. Ola Electric. Krutrim. Cloud. Ola Maps. They won't work as per him.
- Only in BLR will more people show up to spend their CRED coins than vote. . .
