“.......where the fuck is my birth certificate???”
your favorite dad
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your favorite dad
@malcolmpyeung
Queens, NY
Joined January 2010
- Middle aged white women logging into Yelp after receiving mediocre customer service
- The African American urge to take a handful of napkins for no reason.
- I took my daughter to see Frozen on Broadway as a surprise and when we got there she looks at me and says “why didn’t you make me wear my Frozen dress???”
- “hey man I’m sorry but can we resched-” me, an introverted homebody:
- Biden: MY SON- Trump:
- My daughter at the park and one of her classmates from zoom noticed her. They never met in real life and they’re at the park playing having the time of their lives
GIF - This makes me miss the Take Care era so much.
- King Bach makes Black jokes for white people to laugh at.
- Poor people minding their business: Rich athletes/entertainers: “THERES NO EXCUSE! GO GET IT! WE ALL HAVE THE SAME 24 HOURS!”
- There’s a subliminal message in this picture
- My heart. I asked her who's pussy is this and she said “relax”.
- Teary eyed this morning. Little bro got his wings, continue to rest peacefully.
- Prime example of how people conveniently cast others into the role of The Villain so that they’re reality makes sense to them.
