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Malcolm Xavier
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Malcolm Xavier
@malcolm_x
Born a long time ago in a galaxy far far away...
Washington, DC
Joined April 2009
- Just want to note, no black people are going around spraying “666” on anything ever
- We are spoiled in DC, I’ve never paid for a museum, a zoo, or anything educational or of the arts. And I kind of refuse to now, it should be free.Lmaoooooo
- I’ve told this 1000 times but, Wale asked to dj on my laptop. Couple minutes into the set he spilled his drink on it and stopped working. He looked at me and said “Damn, same thing happened to mine last week” and he dipped off. I couldn’t find him in the party after that.What’s ya most awkward or interesting celebrity interaction you have had? Lol I have so many 😂
- Ya mama named you PG Plaza, ima call you PG Plaza
- Walks in Target for a toothbrush... Me:
- There are no more confusing borders in the world than Largo, Mitchellville, & Bowie
- Replying to @diosa_vii @nahfam__ and 2 othersThey walked in the doctor and said give me the kardashian
- Possibly the worst aged fit of all-timeWhat the hell is going on here?
- I wish Dr. Umar would just pop out sometimes like Chris Hansen on To Catch a PredatorRapper Maino says he likes to roleplay as a runaway slave with white women
00:00 - Actually...Aaliyah - Are you that Somebody? - I need to know what people did when Timb just threw a baby on the beat
- This would be 4 to 5 stars in GTA
- Replying to @malcolm_xA week later I was djing on a loaner laptop. Wale pulled up to the club, and ultimately got mad I didn’t have his music. It was all on the old laptop.
