Pinned
i regret that i said “huzzah” when thee removed thy pants. do thee still find me attractive
maiden posting
1,897 posts
maiden posting
@maidenlettering
the fairest maiden in the land. she/her. banner by @DevotionOath
- do not care, did not inquire, my bosom bounces when i walk
- there exists no guillotine in all the kingdom that could cut off the head i could give to thee
- why doth thee grow distant White Boy ….
- dear knight, i have a task for thee. please ride to the nearest taco bell o’er the horizon, and place me an order for a crunchwrap supreme. i will reward thee with a respectful session of playing thine flute, if thou catch mine drift.
- i request thy presence in my bedchambers. make haste. i think they calleth this a “buttocks request”
- may i come over just to stare at thee and bite thy bicep
- (knight unhooking thine bra) holy shit
- i lied to thee. there shalt not be any intercourse. put thine clothes back on, i am going to explain the lore of elden ring to thee
- “imagine dragons” i doth not need to, one is holding me hostage
- when thy close male friend says “i yearn for someone…. someone thee knoweth quite well…”
- i went to sweetheartville and everyone there knew thee
- i art not in a good place geographically nor emotionally. nor financially
