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@magickbullet
life of a tortured poet!
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Joined April 2012
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    Just saw a girl with a ‘Brat’ bumper sticker go the wrong way down a one-way
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    The fate of the country in the hands of Pennsylvania? Are we sure? Because I went to high school with some of these people and I just don’t know
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    Today I found out Gwen Stefani is older than Ted Cruz... I want to die
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    There’s just some fin familiar about Garrett from #TheBachelorette
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    Women Trump supporters be like: we’re not like other girls, we don’t care if we lose our fundamental rights 🥰
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    If Georgia turns blue I’ll get a peach tattoo on my ass
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    I feel like a man very credibly accused of abusing women should not make public statements including the words, “Women are the worst”
    Armie Hammer reveals he tried hooking up with a man through Grindr because 'gay dudes have it so easy’ and ‘women are the worst’: “I tried hooking up with a dude one time. It was hilarious... Because I was like, you know what? Like, women are the worst. Gay dudes seem to have it
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    My mom, a smoker for the past 30 years, has decided white bread is too unhealthy
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    I’ve never seen a man more committed to being a villain #PerfectMatch
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    My mom’s reaction vs. my dad’s reaction to my Twitter
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    Sorry Katie, but @tayshia had the best Bachelorette engagement of all time #BacheloretteABC #TheBacheloretteFinale
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    Sometimes college is fun and sometimes you see your crush making out with a girl whose bodysuit isn’t even tucked into her jeans
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    Girls will refuse to eat carbs but chug beer on the weekends
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    I just got into GEORGETOWN UNIVERSITY