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maddy!
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maddy!
@maddionna
proud to be a tylenol-american
she/they, chicagoland
Joined January 2012
- every discord friend group has the -asexual med student -mentally unwell trans girl -multiple genderthings and animal things -guy who shows up once every 3 months to say he's still alive -chill cis hetero guy who goes by titles like "the wizard"
- one time i was so high that i couldn't unwrap a little snack, so my roommate took it from me and said "oh right, dogs don't have thumbs let me get that for you" and um.....
- how do straight people even have sex, which one of them is the dog?
- bottom surgery to give you a sheath and knot
- girl who pretends to be a domme and then her replies tab is nothing but "ahsjdhdjakjdjdj" "hehehe okie ^~^" "yes miss sorry miss" and other pathetic little chirping
- LIV AGAR ISN'T TRANS?????
- well mommy has to go to work cutie, so I'm just going to handcuff you, blindfold you, and place this vibrator riiiiight there~ let's see if you can even talk by the time i get home :3
- hey you bark for me now
- i love how weak and pathetic puppygirls can be it takes hardly anything to set them off, just a few words and they'll be barking for you, begging for it like a dumb animal and since I'm a puppy too, i know exactly how to make you wriggle and whine like a stupid mutt~
