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@madcoates
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    @madcoates
    Jul 14, 2020
    You can’t just change the date of star signs fuck off 😂😂😂
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    @madcoates
    Nov 12, 2021
    2 slices of happiness
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    @madcoates
    Dec 8, 2020
    Be careful who you vent to, a listening ear is also a running mouth👂🏽🤫
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    @madcoates
    Feb 22, 2021
    There’s an estimate of around 300,000 pedophiles across uk and if they were to be convicted it would apparently cripple prisons😂😂😂but they’ll happily bang up someone for a 10 years for selling drugs. 6 months suspended sentence for tryna groom an 8 year old. Make it make sense
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    @madcoates
    Apr 21, 2021
    So 6 girls can get a table but 6 boys can’t fucking stupid pathetic place
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    @madcoates
    Apr 18, 2020
    Wolf of Wall Street is TOP FUCKING TIER of films
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    @madcoates
    Feb 20, 2021
    Why do friends get jealous of eachother 😂😂😂😂 like wtf is ur beef bruv
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    @madcoates
    Jul 18, 2020
    Cor I chat some shit on a night out cringinggggg af
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    @madcoates
    Aug 21, 2020
    Pretty sure I’ve still got a cough from drinking rushkinoff vodka in maga 2016
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    @madcoates
    Sep 11, 2020
    I will never not love the smell of Dior sauvage
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    @madcoates
    Mar 24, 2021
    This is gonna sound so dramatic but I’m actually hideous when im pale
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    @madcoates
    Nov 10, 2021
    Petition for McDonald’s to bring back bagels
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    @madcoates
    Mar 29, 2020
    Pizza Hut over Dominoes don’t @
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    @madcoates
    Apr 13, 2021
    Azaylia looks so so so poorly now I can’t even deal that poor baby girl my heart breaks for her and her family 😭💔