Three logicians walk into a bar.
The bartender asks: 'Does everyone want a drink?'
The first logician says: 'I don't know.'
The second logician says: 'I don't know.'
The third logician says: 'Yes.'
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- An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The 1st orders a beer. The 2nd orders half of a beer. The 3rd orders a quarter of a beer. The 4th begins to order, but the bartender cuts him off saying, "You guys need to know your limits." He puts 2 beers on the bar.
- An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The 1st orders a beer. The 2nd orders a half of a beer. The 3rd orders a quarter of a beer. The 4th begins to order, but the bartender cuts him off, saying "You guys need to know your limits." He puts 2 beers on the bar.
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