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malachi.
@ma1zg
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    Black men with white girlfriends always have a universal reaction when you look at them. 🤣
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    I miss my fake friends cos look at me now, bored😩
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    wouldn’t trade my gay bestfriend for the world💯
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    gay men and str8 men actually make the best of friends when niggas not homophobic.
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    people put no effort into maintaining friendships and call it adulting.
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    Apple Pay is bad vibes
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    My siblings weren’t listening to my mum so she unwrapped all their presents and took down the tree lmaoooo.
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    I need to go to a big field and just scream before Uni starts.
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    Just came out to my dad in Jamaica and his response was “mmm.. it’s your life, I can’t tell you how to live your life”. For a yard man, it went well. 🥳
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    after he transferred it I would’ve made my way to work
    I’m seeing a lot of jobless people post this🥴
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    got my first tattoo and I don’t know how to act😂🤪
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    Replying to @ma1zg
    The funniest thing is that it’s not even their partner that catches my eye, it’s the staring, constant looking over & look of shame on their face which makes me laugh.
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    Replying to @ma1zg
    my face the whole time. 🤣
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    My soulmate is Caribbean btw.
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    Average funeral cost is approx £3976, I can’t even afford to die