Having a liberal white trash family rules. Like yeah we’re all pro choice but we’re drinking coors light at 10:30am
mads
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mads
@m4dder4ll
serotonin & dopamine deficient but with a cat now
New York, NY
Joined May 2024
- I’ve had Tart for over 5 months and have tried every single type of bowl and water fountain to make her drink water with no luck. I finally lost my shit and just put an actual water glass out. This diva went right up and drank it 🙄
- Bush was not meant to be president. He was meant to be the MLB commissionerAs silly as it sounds, it was important for George Bush to throw a strike in this moment
00:00 - It’s so easy to not be mean to people like just say whatever mean thing to your group chat of your two best friends and keep it moving
- Things that don’t count in europe: - cigarettes - shots of espresso - guys who are uncircumcised - pastries eaten
- He probably screaming & crying & throwing up that it looks like this in jeans
- Claims to be a lover boy but is afraid of period sex like pack it up bucko
- This is not relatable to you and your lame ass coked out finance bro situationship. You guys have never created something nearly as magical as Rumours. So please let him go“Maybe when Lindsey and I are 60 years old, we'll look around and say, 'You know what, there just isn't anybody better around. Maybe we'll just get married or something.'" - Stevie Nicks, 1997
- “how horny do you have to be to ride a bus somewhere 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣” don’t call or text
- Have you ever met someone who went to the university of michigan and is a good person?
