luxxias 🦋
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luxxias 🦋
@luxxytwt
- *me at a hot dog stand* menu: hot dog: 5.00 soda: 3.25 me: i’d like one hot dog and a soda please the hot dog guy (excited bc i’m his first customer):
00:00 - Replying to @Softwillysoftwilly and yumi broke up but… a chocolate donut got then back together?
- Replying to @willsgardevoir and @JAYVERSACEthe yns have become microbiologists 😭
- aight so both are naked and covered in oil who’s winning the twerk off?
- Replying to @willsgardevoirholy guacamole!! look at the shitter on that critter!!
- me when i find a $100 bill on the ground
- Replying to @aavenb“ts = this” has become a meme atp, i think most people who say it incorrectly are mocking people who think it stands for “this” instead of “this shit”
