If you are a man who is upset about the Gillette commercial, you should smile more. You are so much prettier when you smile.
John Lurie
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John Lurie
@lurie_john
Painting with John is streaming on Max
Joined August 2012
- Apparently it is bad for your career to say you are opposed to genocide. But fuck it. I am opposed to genocide. I am opposed to apartheid. I am opposed to children having limbs amputated without anesthesia. You absolute fucks
- Replying to @realDonaldTrumpHave you considered having yourself shot out of a cannon? The ratings would be phenomenal.
- Can we start calling Mayor of San Juan, by her name? Carmen Yulin Cruz. Not difficult to say or remember and she has certainly earned it.
- I have known Steve Buscemi for 40 years. He is an absolute sweetheart. Has never disappointed me as a friend. Yet, every time I turn on the TV, there is Steve getting killed. What did he do to make you think he is so killable? STOP KILLING STEVE BUSCEMI IN YOUR MOVIES
- There was a time in my life when no politicians crossed my mind for days in a row. I would like to have that back.
- Happy Birthday Abraham Lincoln. If he were alive today, Abraham would be 210 years old and 77 feet tall.
- I just finished 7 weeks of chemo and radiation therapy. I didn't like it.
- So they had 3 undercover agents following Stormy Daniels around, waiting for some minor infraction? Your tax dollars at work.
- I just got the call! Very excited! Tomorrow I am going to help Satan scatter dinosaur bones in Evangelical neighborhoods.
