Not to be dramatic but the sun setting at 5:00pm everyday has ruined my life
Lukas Battle
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Lukas Battle
@lukasbattle
- I was blackout last night and posted a video to my story of me following an animal down the street yelling ”what are you? Ive never seen one like you?“ and then I woke up this morning, watched it and the animal was just a black trash bag blowing across the sidewalk I’m speechless
- That unspoken group dynamic when all your friends are in an Uber on your way to the club and the people in the backseat are lit, dancing and scream talking and the person in the front seat is the group's PR person and talks to the driver and just keeps saying "I'm sorry for that"
- White people refer to their Grandparents like "My Nana and Gpaw are coming over tonight. Have you met my Nini-banini and grandpiano? Omg u would love them, my Nae Nae makes the best cookies and my G-string tells the best jokes. What do u call your ipod Nano and Granite counter?
- My biggest flaw is probably being from the United States
- Coachella looks incredible 😍
- I’m sick of coffee I want whatever theater kids consumed that made them act like that at 8am
- She always poses like shes trying to parallel parkAriana Grande is breathtaking in new photo.
- Me with that one pair of pants that fit me perfectly
- I don’t like that they start with that states that don’t agree with me
- I just know Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis talk about this situation all the time
- If they met you now would they be proud of the person you’ve become?
