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- thinking abt when i hooked up with a girl in Portland and before i called my Uber back to my friends place i asked to use her restroom and she said "yeah sure but you're not allowed to laugh okay" and this was it
- i’m sorry is this that scene from no country for old menat least we can all agree, this is the worst style of art ever made
- Replying to @reachrachelkahni never said there was one !
- you people know responding “no id be so scawed 🥺” to posts like this isn’t hot rightwould u approach her at the show?
- he knows too much
- this girl is driving a manual and grabbed my fucking hand and is using it to shift gears
- 99% of eye rubbers stop rubbing their eyes just before they've rubbed the itch out for good
- Replying to @bruhgaming15that's kiterakly what i say when i show people. the tiny bong with kandi and the open grinder next to it is 🤌
- hey man about your fridgeBefore -> After. Reminder to grab some red tape and cover your fridge light.
- three one piece tattoos in this picturenow how did it get here??
- i am BEGGING girls in the pnw to stop going "oh I'm sorry" or "how do you manage??" when someone says they're from the south
- the people replying like “no because she went there to see a show not get hit on” r so funny. is flirting only acceptable on dating apps and matchmaking events nowwould u approach her at the show?

















