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Lucía Paz Díaz-Ortiz
@lucia
baby girl to @claire. 'nuff said.
Joined September 2013
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    i think i liked it better on the other side. #born
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    I opened my eyes. The crowd went wild.
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    Welcome to my new twin brothers, @santi and @mateodiazortiz! I love you, and I love the doctor's coat you bought me even more.
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    Grams (@barbberkeley) believed as a child she invented sleeping on her side. I beg to differ.
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    currently cooking. debut forthcoming.
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    When I was littler...and my hands were more inflated.
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    Six days old today. Mother says I have more @Twitter followers than babies who are six months.
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    I scratched my belly button off. I'm not telling them where I put it.
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    WORST DAY OF MY LIFE. I HATE THEM ALL. #vaccines
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    They say they're giving me my first bath tonight. This oughta be good.
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    milk in my eye. par for the course.
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    Grams says I could be a foot model. #justsayin
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    That @JessicaGottlieb woman got them a pack 'n play and now I'm all alone.