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Braden Longstreth
@longstreth_face
Forgive us for our lmaos, as we forgive those who lmao against us.
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Joined August 2015
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    The story of Naw G the 88 seed; why I love Invincible so much
    The whole venue is popping off two players that would otherwise already be eliminated Waterfall is something so special
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    This is the single greatest journalistic piece of all time
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    Replying to @longstreth_face
    DC street vendors are in the same tier as Indian youtubers who average 37 views per video in terms of being God's chosen people.
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    This is a characteristic shared with, and I swear to god this is true, Bloons Tower Defense
    the most deranged decision a game developer has ever made, and i say this with love, was how titanfall refused to ban any cheaters and instead screwed the matchmaking to only pair them with *other hackers*, leading to the steroid olympics of multiplayer games
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    Replying to @longstreth_face
    Since this is getting shared, in BTD6, an account flagged for hacking will be placed in the pool for co-op games with other flagged. A flagged account will have two leaves shown behind the settings gears. A similar event happens for BTD battles 2 bloons.fandom.com/wiki/Hacking
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    Replying to @p_pworld @comradesipho and @TheAgentNDN
    On average, a country celebrates independence from the British Empire every 7 days
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    Replying to @CantEverDie
    "They hate democracy they're just trying to cater to what people want and is popular"
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    Say what you will about Hunger, but he plays the way he wants to play.
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    An SSN of 496 means they were born in Missouri between 1995 and 2003. It's a black Marth. This seems really figure outable.
    stars really aligned for this matchup
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    Was looking through old stream clips and found what might be the saddest melee clip of all time
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    Replying to @deboskii604
    My sophomore year of high school I went on a band trip and our hotel bathroom had massive mirrors and my roommates said, "why?" And I said "so you can watch yourself have sex with a hooker" and I guess that crew had not seen the doc because they looked at me REAL weird.
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    For all of you smashers who made top 25 favorite video game lists, if you did not put smash in your top 3 you are so full of shit. Your bitchass isn't making *multiple* trips to Romeoville Illinois each year to play fuckin gmod
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