We are officially terminating Donald J. Trump's Blockbuster account and will seek litigation to collect his $35,670.42 in late fees.
The Last Blockbuster
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The Last Blockbuster
@loneblockbuster
Located between 3rd and Main in the Oak Lawn Shopping Center! Not part of Blockbuster Corporate. We're all on our own. Commentary.
- We're now offering rooftop pickup. Just shout which movie you want into the Quickdrop return slot and Danny will huck it off the roof.
- Well it's official. The register pen is now on a chain. You made us do this.
- Sorry we haven't tweeted in a while. We rented our store out to Spirit Halloween for October and they wouldn't let us back in.
- RT if you are Hollywood superstar Robert Downey Jr.
- Fuck it you dont have to rewind anymore
- Colleen said if this tweet gets 15,000 likes I can have Friday off to attend my hernia surgery.
- We've had 6 people drop their ballots into our rental return slot and they all voted for Kanye.
- May Staff Picks! Colleen: Bee Movie (2007) Emily: Gangs Of New York (2002) Parker: Was laid off Liam: Was laid off
- You know you can Blockbuster and chill too. Netflix doesn’t own movie sex.
- We can't afford fireworks this year but Chad's gonna light the alley couch on fire around 9:30 tomorrow night if you want to see a couch on fire.
- Someone from the government just called and asked if they could hold a press conference in front of the store.
- Sometimes you want to watch a film but you don't feel like streaming, or watching one you own, or purchasing one, or borrowing one from a friend, or finding one on cable, or driving down to the theater, or illegally downloading one, and that's where we come in.
- Just a reminder that while Netflix was busy adding commercials to your experience we were busy adding ant traps to give you an ant free experience.