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lolt64🕵️
@lolt64
he+him / somehow, the Europa War guy
LOLT DOMAIN
Joined April 2016
when you carbonation burp and it seems to come from somewhere deeper, older- got expelled from playing discord poker with the guys cause every new hand i'd go "Royal flush... looks like I win." no matter what the cards were and always bet everything
- hmm.. better lock in tomorrow and fix everything and do everything
- Showering in total darkness can grant insight on phenomena
- oh my god i hate microsoft so much. i hate when you look up "where did thing go, why did they remove it" and theres a thread where a support person is like "Hi! I am Amanda Microsoft Support Ambassador. Um IDK"
- for a couple weeks now, ive actually felt like im going to hell for killing insects, like, I consciously just sent a thinking living being to pure oblivion because i thought it was annoying. i could not explain myself to god.
- jeopardy is such an outlier in tv and just in general. its got the humble student of the world mentality, an absurd breadth of subjects, quick but thoughtful pace, one brief contestant chat, completely devoid of soulless clap-and-smile game show garbage, plus such a lovely blue
- my dad was giving a code over the phone and said “K as in knife”
- Made a sandwich that was a satirical but loving homage to a sandwich I ate 3 days ago
- been adding "awesome" or "special" or "perfect" to any noun at all regardless of quality or demeanor. can you grab my awesome keys. im going for a perfect walk. i'll get the special mail on my way back in
- (staring into basket for a long time) i mean its all my eggs. couldn’t hurt to do a quick headcount. just to get a ballpark on future chickens.
