Absolute STATE of the trenches right now is hilarious
It’s like reading a teleprompter
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- I’m not being funny but you could actually save me
- I just watched a coin go from 300k to 60m in 6 minutes live project didn't post ca anywhere, twitter inactive for 17 days, but it's a tiny mobile app based out of SF la vape cabal bought within the same minute, seems fair we're gonna be seeing a lot of these
- Vitalik distressingly trying to bring relevance back to ETH by using a milady pfp and shitposting and reforming the ETH Foundation is the gayest most desperate cringe thing I've seen so far this year, makes me even less bullish on ETH
- Men will literally make $5,000,000 in a year from crypto and then ask who's streaming the $9.99 Dubai boxing match for free
- why the fuck would you watch porn on the mobile phantom browser
- Picked a girl up in my G Wagon today Her: “Oh my ex boyfriend had one of these but I think it was fake” Me: What do you mean fake? Her: “Idk but it had a big B in the steering wheel instead of the Mercedes badge and had lights on the roof”
- I literally just got an airbnb with homies and we set up shop and taking shifts sleeping so no one misses anything ever again and I'm not even joking New super-meta is speed and network orientated Just ordered an air horn in case the person awake finds a sender Let's cook
- I realised how little Lex Fridman knows about crypto when he asked Brian Armstrong if Coinbase is a layer 1, layer 2 or layer 3 technology lmao
- Day 6 of staking my $LOOKS airdrop on @LooksRareNFT Fees earned: 1.21 $WETH ($4,085) 1,285 $LOOKS ($5,350) On set for $10k a week Stop using OpenSea Still wrapping my head around how lucrative 100% of fees can be for stakers as the platform grows
- Fwiw I’ve been in stables since November and as of 13 minutes ago I now have 0 stables and more $ETH than I’ve ever owned in my entire life
