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some of my answers from my new sex love and dating column with welcome magazine.
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i unwittingly went on a date with a twenty two year old at variety coffee and he asked me "what is the best job to have".- so none of us have any idea who we are without someone to text mundanities to on the hour
- my twenty one year old coworker who could could get a top agency contract with the snap of her fingers is letting her boyfriend go unilaterally nonmonogamous during his summer eurotrip because hes been craving sexual exploration, which she knows because "it comes out in his raps"
- girl on love is blind: being on this show is important to me because i have a congenital disorder that is going to leave me completely blind in five years and i want to find someone i can love even on the day i can no longer see them. the guy she gets engaged to: yeah, she is fat
- a month ago i was drinking this delicious hot chocolate in the marais amd every single person was in love with me and now my life is shit and im addicted to tuna which is exactly how the passage of time works.
- me every month this year plus a fact from that month. in january i fell on the ice in hudson running to catch a train and decidedly chipped my palm bone but did nothing about it and now it just gently impedes on my typing after 2000ish words and i dont feel like thinking about it
- how do i become the type of person who can throw something like this away? it literally just says this and is from an old bar regular
- better now
every time i go anywhere alone i expect to churn out the next great american novel and i end up instead feeling that i do every small thing irrevocably wrong, that i was never learned on the correct gait or how to hold my head or a spoon right. anyway im going to the cliffs alone - this twenty six year old woman still believes she will be loved the old fashioned way
- the first very lucky part of my life was largely spent skinny dipping in downeast maine
