Therapist: you don’t love yourself
Me: so true king. Here’s $80
olivia
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olivia
@livstadler
Toronto, Ontario
Joined June 2009
- How does the Advil know which body part to go to
- Bisexual means you’ve had sex twice
- me at 21 after forgiving my ex for cheating on me bc he bought me flowers
- Ok so here’s my plan: Early 20s - addicted to alcohol Late 20s - addicted to weed 30s - sober 40s - addicted to pills
- You people have no idea how much work goes into being a 7
- Replying to @livstadlerWhen I arrived at the hotel bar, I ordered a drink and texted him, telling him I was there. Predictably, he told me to come to his hotel room. I said "no thank you, I prefer to meet at the bar”. He stopped responding.
- Replying to @livstadlerBut I was young and dumb and just really wanted to meet a role model of mine so I agreed to meet him in public, at a bar. 10 minutes before our meeting time, he switched the location to his hotel bar. I sighed, knowing where this was going. But went anyway, I wanted to meet him!
- Replying to @livstadlerI was going to get to meet one of my biggest idols in comedy! I understood the subtext that he was going to try to have sex with me, what other interest would he have in “hanging out” with me, an otherwise nobody?
- My ex boyfriend (blocked on all platforms) just emailed me a selfie
- Hot girls can be funny but hot guys can’t
- Going to eat 8 spiders tonight just to get it over with
- What do men think about? I seriously cannot imagine a single thought that a man would have
- If I was offered the red pill and the blue pill I would take both. It’s Friday baby let’s get fucked up