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Lilly
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Lilly
@lillybilly299
aggressively applying my intellect to being a moron ✨ neutral, if not positive
Joined February 2022
When my mother first moved to Japan, she tried to jaywalk while pushing a stroller on an empty residential street. She was immediately stopped by an old, well dressed Japanese man who solemnly told her in perfect English "the downfall of society begins with the individual"- I was telling my sister "my bf is kind of autistic so he likes it when I just tell him straight and plainly exactly when and why I have a problem" and my sister was like "....that's not autistic literally everyone likes that"
- French moment!!!! Old French dude was hitting on me at work. He asked me how old I was, I told him I'm about to be 27 and he said what?? I thought you were 16. Then he stopped hitting on me
- I recently met someone who is very very hard working but not at all ambitious. Crazy combination of traits
- So refreshing to see people who are uncomfortable and unnatural on camera. The only grass touchers left in the whole worldThis is the scariest video I think I’ve ever seen
00:00 - Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you're thinking/feeling and is just totally 100% wrong
- This is haunting me. What untold pain and horrors does this creature experience? No concept of self or circumstance, just an inescapable feeling of wrongness. A biological purpose and drive it is incapable of fulfilling as it uncontrollably morphs into this mutated monster. I'mA 3 year old tadpole that didn't turn into a frog, banana on the side for scale
- My dad's secretary told my sisters and me that one time the whole office was out having drinks and going around complaining about their wives and when it got time for my dad to say something he said idk I love my wife she's my best friend.
- Kind of embarrassing waiting for drugs to hit. Like oh yeah the vibe is gonna be crazy in like 60-90 minutes
- Has anyone ever been in a relationship where you both had deep unshakable love for each other but it didn't work out anyway? What happened?
- I don't think you guys realize how cooked we are. For the first time in human history, 14yo boys sound weird, annoying and incomprehensiblei don’t think you guys realize how cooked we are. my little cousin (14) unironically just speaks in brainrot. lives in a highly educated area, picturesque white picket fence suburbs. every other sentence is a meme or some soundboard effect. it’s just how he communicates
- Oh my god I had no idea guys also play the "is it fashion or is she just skinny" game
- If you're naturally friendly/approachable, you become aware of the tragic reality that most people are very starved for attention and affection
