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ethan
@lil_eath
tone deaf naive elitist
okay mr fart- missed my flightshowing up to the airport 40 minutes before my flight gives me such a rush
- performative male is kinda just a rebrand of metrosexual which is just a way to say a straight guy is a little bit faggy.
- on the train, i always pick a guy to be my train boyfriend. so if something apocalyptic happens, i’d be like at least we’ll die together and not alone. sometimes if there’s only like ugly men i’ll choose a train girlfriend. you have to get a little bisexual with it sometimes.
- I have to stop comparing myself to people who’s parents paid their rent well into their twenties
- when i was 15 on grindr telling 30 year old men “video games, watching YouTube, going to the beach, swimming” when they asked me what i was into
- dipping my coconut in the context of all in which i’ve lived and what came before meWent to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩
00:00 - you are NOT girl, so confusing. you are GAY, SO ANNOYING
- sending a “you up?” text at noon on a sunday cus like you really never know these days
- i think networking is immoral that’s why i don’t have a job
