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Ashtyn Butuso
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- Celebrities are so bizarre. You just did a photo shoot girl, and idk what you want us to do with that. If you aren’t worming out on a random red carpet like Heidi Klum, we don’t careKim Kardashian as an albino alligator for Halloween.
- We physically cannot figure out how to watch themOlympic Ratings Fall Sharply: NBC Says 17 Million Watched Opening Ceremony In U.S. forbes.com/sites/joewalsh…
- Apple TV+ is so funny they’re like oh, shit, yeah, we have an amazingly talented, Oscar -winning, hot hot hot, actress in a 1960s murder mystery thriller but ah shit we forgot to tell you, my fault
- SCOTUS just said a president can do anything without getting in trouble and Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi are still going to email me saying their hands are tied on every issue I care about unless I give them $20 today
- Yeah babe so I’ll wear the vintage designer lace gown and veil and what are you thinking for you? Maybe go with the fitted Braves?
- My bf bought CFB 25 at the same time I started watching Love Island USA and we have not seen each other in a week. I don’t even know if we’re still together
- No one: Jenna Maroney: "It's called, NIGHTBITCH, Liz. I play a 19-year-old who thinks she's turning into a dog. They originally cast Amy Adams but she backed out because of the light bestiality."Marielle Heller’s ‘NIGHTBITCH,’ starring Amy Adams, will be released this fall. The thriller follows a woman who is convinced she is turning into a dog.
- Congrats on your “I Voted” sticker, I bet the sea turtles love them, I had my polling place brand me with hot iron because I actually care about the environment
- When both teams are red, it's hard for Elmo to pick which team to root for. Elmo will cheer for both! ❤️
- The bad guys in Home Alone when they have to outsmart an 8 year old x.com/StoIenGlock/st…


















