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Handsome Bigfoot Ghost
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Handsome Bigfoot Ghost
@lighterfandango
Not a lawyer. Sexy as a goddesses, funny as a clam
One third of @wereadmovies
- My favorite thing is when you stop petting a dog, and he puts his paw on you like "we're not done here"
- HR sent out an email asking everyone at the company to give $100 to buy the CEO a birthday presentWhat experience in the workplace radicalized you?
- When we say "no cops at pride," this is whySeattle gay bars are getting raided by homophobic Seattle PD who are citing the bars for public indecency because of what people are wearing thestranger.com/queer/2024/01/…
- A (32yo) guy I hooked up with tonight just texted me to say that his dad caught him sneaking back into the house after and he got in trouble
- I'm late to this party, but before this asshole was a racist pornstar, he was the bartender I fired for stealing customers' credit card info
- Some guy I was making out with for 30 minutes at Battle Hymn kept calling me J*n*than Gr*ff for some reason
- This is the sort of thing I'd post to circles, if I had it
- A female bartender I've never met just called me "girlfriend" and when I looked at her quizzically, she went "you're wearing a Nasty Pig shirt, I just assumed"
- I took this drunk last night so excuse my dumb face
- Update, I just had s*x with a man who was so hot I felt like I might be getting catfished even though I was, at that moment, having s*x with himA guy just flirted with me who was so hot I felt like I might be getting catfished even though it was real life
- Dude on Grindr just sent me a photo of him at a bar that I happen to know closed in 2009
