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- Fella in the office said “it’s still 0-0, waiting for an Englishman to score”
- One milly rock and he'd take earth out of orbit
- Harry Kane didn’t learn to dribble in the streets he plays like he learned it from reading a textbook
- If you're getting your results tomorrow just remember to wake up extra early to make yourself a heavy breakfast, you don't want to get kicked out your house on an empty stomach.
- 6pm Maghrib on Ramadan debut. We’ve come so far from the 3.30-9.30 fasts during summer exam season
- Toddlers when you take away the crisps they've been eating for the past 3 hours
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00:00He let me walk on the side of the pavement where cars go past.- Imagine all the fun shit we could do like go cinema or bowling with this car 🙈
- Teachers are giving students ££ to deal with other cheeky students after school? Ay OFSTED where are you 😂😂
- Why's January dragging on for so long ffs
- Shia revert is an interesting one. The good news is that you came a long way. The bad news is that you went the wrong way.I’m yet to come across a well-mannered Somali
