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Lev Grossman
@leverus
#1 NYT bestselling writer of The Bright Sword, the Magicians trilogy, the Silver Arrow books etc. THIS IS FREE TRADER BEOWULF, CALLING ANYONE ...
Brooklyn, NY
Joined April 2009
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    My younger son (12) isn't much of a reader. He craves Roblox, Youtube Shorts, Fortnite, anything but a book. So I gave him the most brutally addictive novel I could think of, ENDER'S GAME ... and it's working. I think. But I can't think what to give him next. Suggestions?
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    Interviewer: Which would you rather have, a National Book Award or a Hugo? Le Guin: Oh, a Nobel, of course Interviewer: They don't give Nobel Prizes for fantasy. Le Guin: Maybe I can do something for peace.
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    My kids' birthday card for their nanny. It's a girl smelling a flower. She is farting. A cat is also farting. Also, the flower is farting
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    I took my new kitten Gandalf in for a checkup today and I just want to give total kudos to the vet who informed me that Gandalf was not as I thought a boy cat by saying 'looks like Gandalf's a Galadriel'
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    for my birthday my son crocheted me a sword in a stone
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    HALLY (8): Daddy your magic land has two gods called Ember and Umber right? ME: Right. Ember and Umber. HALLY: My magic land is going to have two gods too. But they're going to be called Reality and Morality. ME: ME: ME: [is massively dunked on by his child]
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    "Why is writing so much harder for me than it is for everybody else?" -- every novelist ever, secretly to themselves, all the time
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    there’s a lot of hurt in my @’s about the season finale. I don't feel like I can speak for the show--I consult on it but I don't write it--but I just want to say that I hear you. I don’t know if that’s worth anything but I feel you. I'm here. You’re not shouting into the void
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    Replying to @leverus
    To be clear: I want the least demanding, most utterly obsession-inducing reads you can think of. Don't hold back.
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    The new How to Train Your Dragon trailer just did not completely track for my 14 yr old daughter
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    Chucked dry ice in sink, inadvertently created portal to Fillory
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    I'm super-excited about this ...
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    My 9 year old daughter listened to Goblet of Fire, and now her bedtime ritual is that I'm Wormtail and she's a hideous disembodied Voldemort who has to be tucked into his cauldron with the dust of his dead father, Harry Potter's blood and my severed hand
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    And one more from the late unequalled Ursula Le Guin: “People who deny the existence of dragons are often eaten by dragons. From within.”