A Wendy’s location called the cops over a loiterer. The cops came and killed the man. Shot him in the back.
The next day, the victim’s girlfriend strolled to the same Wendy’s with a can of gasoline and burned that Wendy’s to the ground.
Man, I dunno, it’s cool as heck that people say “doggo” and “snek,” because life is an endless drudgery and struggle and the most brilliant people have their light extinguished by omnicidal capitalism and at the end of the day, they relax by saying “lookit this wiggly boi”