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lois griffin, esq.
@lesleygorgasm
I do regret my dance card is full but there is always the spring cotillion
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Joined January 2013
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    this is my favorite video in reference to people who think this way
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    I really need some psychologist or some professional to make a thread about why does this shooting feel so different than the others
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    You should absolutely be tweeting every joke that pops into your head right now. Overwhelm the FBI and Secret Service. This is how we win.
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    the only reason a therapist would ever be obligated to tell someone what you expressed to them is if you were suicidal or homicidal. I’m sorry this happened to you bc it must be very invalidating given you’re supposed to trust a therapist :(
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    Replying to @animalologist and @Dylan_Lee12
    this triggered a memory that finally makes sense. My Dutch ex came to visit and I took her chilis and left a $10 for the waitress. they stopped and did the math in her head if that was too much to give as a tip. I had to politely remind her that people have to make livings here☠️
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    Lea Michele having a broadway debut on national read a book day is proof that god has a sense of humor
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    Replying to @bruhgirl2001
    I love that you can tell the other color names are written by the teacher except his
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    Replying to @chemicollins
    My Dutch ex girlfriend was getting her wisdom teeth pulled and said they had to use euthanasia to numb the pain
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    also some people just have special interests as a result of ADHD or autism. having thousands of photos of lady Gaga is a lot better than thousands of photos of racist iconography or something similar
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    I’d bring it up at his eulogy
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