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i would be unstoppable if you replaced all of the pop culture trivia in my brain with useful life skills
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@lemoncarcass
when life gives u lemons, put 9 in a bowl!!
- i don’t mind when people steal my viral tweet because i connected with the owner of that dog and he has since passed away. he says every time the meme circulates it is a reminder of what a special dog he had and even got a plushie made of the pic i took :’)got in an elevator & this dog was just alone in it
- how it felt when i lived in oregon and everyone wanted to go camping and rock climbing all the time
- lisa rinna at andy’s baby showerSandra Bullock, 1995.
- saying “this is NOT what momtok stands for” whenever i disagree with my friend’s choices
- Replying to @JessCrafternoonhe was friendly he just wanted me to mind my business!
- Replying to @crankyboricuai was able to locate the very frantic owner in the lobby 😭
- eating a sandwich and catching up on my little shows hoping it heals me x.com/TheOnlyHunty/s…
- no one: not a single soul: me: well kandi won’t you check around puerto rico and see if there’s a studio we can go drop some beatsss
